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6.94sCompany chairman Carter Pewterschmidt released a statement announcing the launch of a deodorant for the developmentally disabled called Slow Stick.
4.44sIt's also edible because, you know, those people don't...
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1.95sDon't know... And now sports.
3.77sThat's it? What the hell? Where's the cancer cure announcement?
2.3sThat son of a bitch went back on his word.
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1.53s- CARTER: Hello?
- Daddy.
3.24sWe're all sitting here in front of the TV awaiting the big announcement.
2.6sRemember the one that's gonna benefit all mankind?
2.97sThe one you promised to make for me, your daughter?
4.4sI lied. (HANGS UP) Lois, you can't stay mad at him. He's rich and successful.
1.5sIt doesn't excuse what he did.
1.2sIt'll be fine.