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3.84sJerry, I'm going to let you in on something, and it can't leave this room.
3.4sOur research shows the primary use of our product is sperm.
2.37sWhat? Yeah, and brace yourself for this.
2.8sThe second biggest use is women crying about nonsense.
1sBut I thought sneezing was...
2.57sJerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense.
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4.39sI can't believe Carter would sacrifice millions of lives just to protect corporate profits.
1.52sWell, don't be too upset.
3.15sOld Stewie here snagged a little souvenir on his way out.
2.33sOh, my God, Stewie. You got the cancer cure.
1.78sHow'd you manage to steal it?
2.72sIt was easy. I just took it while you guys were yammering on.
3.07sI swear, I felt like I was waiting for Lois to get off the phone.
2.79sThat is amazing. All right, Bonnie.
1.97sWell, it was good talking to you.
3.7sNo way. She did? When did she say that?
3.57sYou know what? That doesn't surprise me. That's how she is.
5.71sOkay, then. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, I'll see you Tuesday.
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2.6sOh, no. What happened?