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1.12s(CHEERING) Man, I hate the Yankees.
5.14sYeah! You are all villains to me because I happen to live in this region of the country. Yeah!
2.9s(LOUD CHEERING) What's going on? Did I miss something?
2.7sNah, just some idiot streaking across the field.
2.89sHa-ha. You're all looking at my penis.
2.9sYou didn't plan on it, but it's happening.
0.72s
5.41s(TOILET FLUSHING) Oh, man, these stadium bathrooms are always so disgusting.
2.75sLook at that. There's even a guy taking a crap in the sink.
2.8sOh, the last guy totally wrecked this sink.
1.08s
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1.72sOh, cool. Two spots opened up.
4.34s(STAMMERING) You go ahead. I can wait. I might wait for a stall.
1.73sOh, come on, Peter. We're missing the game.
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2.57sHey. Hi. Hey.
1.83sPETER: Damn it. He already started.
2.07sIf I don't start peeing soon, it's gonna be weird.
1.97sHe'll be all done, and I'll still be here.
2sCome on, Peter. Pee.