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1.79sOh, no, there's Quagmire.
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1.4sHe's been so weird lately.
1.53sYou notice now that he's bald,
1.9swhenever he thinks about something, he scratches his wrist?
2.54sHey, Quagmire, we got a pitcher. You want a beer?
1.47sEh, I don't think so.
1.97sI was planning on looking at pictures of birds later,
2.07sand I don't want to be all fuzzy-headed for that.
1.87sListen, Quagmire, we hate you now.
1.5sYeah, you used to be fun.
1.94sYeah, now you're always either preparing for a colonoscopy,
2.07sor just coming back from a colonoscopy.
1.47sThe fuck's going on down there?
1.77sWell, that's what we're trying to figure out.
1.37sCome on, we want our buddy back.
1.9sI'm not putting that toupee on again, Peter,
2.44sso I'm not sure what you want me to do.
1.43sYou could get a hair transplant.
2.84sOh, yeah. Like one of those guys pretending to get out of the pool.
1.5sThat looks all right. Yeah, come on, Quagmire.
2.94sGet the hair transplant. Come back to us.
1.63sYou're right. This isn't me.
2.37sBaldness is for women's crotches, not men's heads.
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