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1.77sOh, you're gonna get it, Brian.
1.7sYou are gonna get it when I drink.
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1.15sWhat the hell's going on?
1.4sLast night, Carter was on his deathbed,
1.37sand now he looks better than he ever did.
1.9sWell, they say laughter is the best medicine.
2.17sMaybe he went to a comedy club or something.
3.65s(LAUGHING) In my neighborhood, we didn't have no Kool-Aid.
1.77sWe had food coloring and water.
2.4s- Mama used to call it "Fool-Aid."
- (LAUGHING)
1.34sCARTER: No, I don't get that.
1.7sAnd everybody had an Uncle Earl.
4.64sYou know, that uncle that sit around in the house all day in his under-drawers saying he between jobs.
3.64sTo be between jobs, you had to have had a job in the first place!
1.27s(LAUGHING) CARTER: That's accurate!
2.8sAnd Earl got that cell phone. He on the Sprint plan.
1.94sWhen the bill come, he sprint.
2.67sCARTER: Yes! So many of them are delinquent in payment.
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2.75sRupert, move your legs. I can see your balls.
1.65sStewie, this is gonna sound crazy,
2.33sbut I have a theory about what's going on with Carter.
1.93sReally? What is it? Well, think about it.
3.1sIf Carter Pewterschmidt, the dynamic chairman of Pewterschmidt Industries,