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2.8sCarter, you found a cure for cancer?
0.95sWell, I didn't come up with it.
1.63sA couple of eggheads I hired did.
1.97sOne of them's a Chinese.
1.53sBoy, I don't like those people.
2.77sBut holy crap, wind them up and watch them go.
1.3sHow long have you had this?
2.6sI don't know. When was that Who Let the Dogs Out? song?
2.2sYou've had this since 1999?
2.1sYou know when Who Let the Dogs Out? came out?
2sIt's a song about dogs and letting them out.
2.3sI could have you arrested for breaking in here.
2.37sCarter, you've discovered the holy grail of modern medicine.
2.23sWhy the hell would you keep it buried like this?
0.92sI'll tell you why.
3.47sBecause there's far more money to be made in treating a disease than in curing it.
5.21sWhy cure someone of cancer in a day if we can treat them for a lifetime and bill them every step along the way?
1.22sWhat? That's insane.
2.7sBrian, it's so cold in here, look how big my nips are.
2.07sThey're almost like a woman's.
3.04sOh, look, I'm tugging at them and they're getting even bigger.
1.62sCarter, what you're doing here is criminal,
1.67sand I'm gonna tell the whole world about it.
2.84sIs that right? Who's gonna believe you? The Internet?