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1.52s(WIND BLOWING) What?
1.33sHoly crap!
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1.3s- (ALL LAUGHING)
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6.91s(SCREAMING) Wow, I guess all this time, Quagmire should've been saying "wiggity."
2.3sHa! No, but he is our friend.
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3.87sANNOUNCER: And now it's time for the Channel Five Sports Report brought to you by Kia.
2.37sKia: Too bad it's a Kia.
1.17sA big day at Fenway today,
2.5sas the Red Sox bested the Yankees seven to six.
4.24sBut what really has everyone talking is the fan who lost his toupee at the game.
3.6sThe hilarious video already has over two million views on YouTube.
4.87sComments ranged from sympathy all the way to racial slurs directed at others who chose to comment.
2.84sGreat, I'm a laughingstock. What do I do?
3.34sCome on, Quagmire. It's not so bad. You could kill yourself.
1.43sWell, it's just a thought,
2.23sbut have you ever considered just embracing your baldness?
1.13sYeah, Brian's right.