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3.87sANNOUNCER: And now it's time for the Channel Five Sports Report brought to you by Kia.
2.37sKia: Too bad it's a Kia.
1.17sA big day at Fenway today,
2.5sas the Red Sox bested the Yankees seven to six.
4.24sBut what really has everyone talking is the fan who lost his toupee at the game.
4.87sComments ranged from sympathy all the way to racial slurs directed at others who chose to comment.
2.84sGreat, I'm a laughingstock. What do I do?
3.34sCome on, Quagmire. It's not so bad. You could kill yourself.
1.43sWell, it's just a thought,
2.23sbut have you ever considered just embracing your baldness?
1.13sYeah, Brian's right.
2.99sYou know, there's lots of big Hollywood celebrities who have gone bald with dignity.
4sJohn Travolta, David Spade, Nicolas Cage, Jeremy Piven.