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2.2sYou've had this since 1999?
2.1sYou know when Who Let the Dogs Out? came out?
2sIt's a song about dogs and letting them out.
2.3sI could have you arrested for breaking in here.
2.37sCarter, you've discovered the holy grail of modern medicine.
2.23sWhy the hell would you keep it buried like this?
0.92sI'll tell you why.
3.47sBecause there's far more money to be made in treating a disease than in curing it.
5.21sWhy cure someone of cancer in a day if we can treat them for a lifetime and bill them every step along the way?
1.22sWhat? That's insane.
2.7sBrian, it's so cold in here, look how big my nips are.
2.07sThey're almost like a woman's.
3.04sOh, look, I'm tugging at them and they're getting even bigger.
1.62sCarter, what you're doing here is criminal,
1.67sand I'm gonna tell the whole world about it.
2.84sIs that right? Who's gonna believe you? The Internet?
2.8sYou'll be just another nut-job, left-wing blogger.
1.97sSecurity! MAN: Everything's fine.
1.43sNo, it isn't. Get in here.
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1.97s(GRUNTS) Damn it! You bastards!
1.73sI don't know why you're surprised by this, Brian.
1.94sBig corporations never tell the truth.
1.82sLook at the Kleenex industry.
1.25sWell, we had another good quarter.