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1.8sYeah, so? Well, you're a dog.
1.4sCan't you just sniff cancer?
4.15sNo, that's just a myth we started so we could stick our snouts in girls' boobs.
1.6s(SIGHS) It's nice to have a clean bill of health.
3.24sWell, for now. The key is weekly follow-ups.
2.24sYou know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
1.9sMy boyfriend thinks he might have prostate cancer.
1.23sNope, doesn't.
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1.3sOkay, now we've got him.
1.85sThe real Carter would never go to a Starbucks.
2.49sHe thinks they're too liberal and pretentious.
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1.25sCoffee for Brent.
1.3s(CHUCKLING)
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2.04sLatte for Cecil.
4.97s(CONTINUES CHUCKLING) - Beanie?
(LAUGHS) None of those people are real.
2.67sI'm stealing all your sugar packets and napkins.
2.17sWoodstock's over, assholes.
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