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4.94sWhat if the maid who raised you 'cause your parents were too wealthy and busy got cancer?
0.59sYou mean Mamie?
0.96sYeah.
1.77sWhat if Mamie got cancer?
1.55sMamie's not getting cancer!
1.38sOr how about one of us?
3.87sWhat if I got cancer or, God forbid, one of your grandchildren?
3.8sFor once in your life, do the right thing.
2.59sAll right, pumpkin. I'll do it.
1.5sI'll do it for you.
2.05sYou will? You promise?
2.33sYes. I'll make the announcement tomorrow.
4.39sOh, Daddy. Thank you so much. You're my hero.
1.62sOh, that's her father?
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1.17sGood afternoon. I'm Tom Tucker.
3.84sOur top story, a big announcement out of Pewterschmidt Pharmaceuticals today.
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6.94sCompany chairman Carter Pewterschmidt released a statement announcing the launch of a deodorant for the developmentally disabled called Slow Stick.
4.44sIt's also edible because, you know, those people don't...
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