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1.43sOh, there you two are.
1.73sLois, there's something incredible I have to tell you.
2.2sAnd there's something incredible I have to show you.
1.77sI learned how to do a somersault.
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1.53sDid I do it?
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1.43sThere he is. Crap.
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1.85sDaddy? What's going on here?
2.94sBrian here has stolen something very important from me.
2.17sGive it to me, Brian.
1.77sLois, your father has a cure for cancer,
2.1sbut he won't release it because it's not profitable.
1.42sSo I stole it.
1.67sDaddy, is this true?
1.17sYeah. So what?
1.92sSo I found the cure for cancer and didn't announce it.
2.99sBig deal. I also took a dump today and didn't issue a press release.
1.5sOh, that's interesting, because I did.
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1.3sGood for Peter.
2.49sIt's about time the media covered something positive.
2.72sDaddy, you're the chairman of a billion dollar company.
3.2sYou've got more money than anyone could ever spend in one lifetime.
2.72sAre you challenging me to a Brewster's Millions?
1.83sIs money all that you care about?
2.42sWhat if somebody close to you got cancer?
4.94sWhat if the maid who raised you 'cause your parents were too wealthy and busy got cancer?