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3.1sDon't forget: You're here forever.
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2.55sOh.
3.67sI've never been so miserable in all my life.
2.34sBut I can't take it out on Marge and the kids.
3.57sI've gotta carry the burden all by myself.
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0.58sHi, honey. How are you?
2.14sWell, actually--
2.1sOh, I can't go on with this charade any longer.
1.93sI hate my job, I hate my life...
2.77sand ever since I found out about this baby, there's been nothing but bad luck.
2.27sMy contractions started an hour ago.
3.14sIt's just in one ear and out the other with you, isn't it, Marge?
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3.74sThis is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
2.67sSir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby.
2.03sMy wife? Where? Where?
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2.94sCongratulations, it's a boy.
3.47sArr. You're truly the catch of the day.
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