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3.1sthreatening to blow this family eight ways from Sunday.
4.6sHey, where are you going? Dad, you can't expect a person to sit for 30 minutes straight.
2.5sI'm gonna get a snack and maybe go to the bathroom.
3.89sI'll stay here, but I'm gonna think about products I might like to purchase.
3.2sOh. Mmm.
2.8sOh, I don't have that.
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2.94sOh, you're pregnant!
1.8sWe're gonna have to have a baby.
2.49sAll our financial plans are ruined.
3.42sWe're doomed. Doomed, I tells ya!
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0.53sBart! Let your father tell the story.
2.07sYeah.
0.45sOkay, but I know funny.
2.39sAnyhoo--
2.55sWe're doomed!
2s- Homer, you had a head.
- Check.
3.44s- And your bottom was a little bigger.
- Ohh.
1.97sYou've worked hard at the bowling alley.
2.97s- Why don't you ask for a raise?
- Yeah, a raise.
2.89sI've never been good enough at any job to deserve one before,