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3.9sI'm sorry we couldn't take A cab, but I spent my last Dollar on the plane tickets.
1.53sAre we in India yet? No.
1.4sAre we in India yet? No.
1.43sAre we in India yet? No.
1.47sAre we in India yet? No.
3.3sOh, wait... now we are.
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1.94sT-Tony, T-Tony, y-you're my agent.
2.25sYou have to do something about this.
2.62sUh! How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character...
4.86sfrom a tightly wound convenience-store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?
3.39sUh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
3.14sWell, actually, that's-- that's a pretty good explanation.
2.75sNow this is gross-- This'll be gross points, right, on this new-- Okay.
2.99sYeah, 'cause those monkey-- Yeah. Okay. Great. Okay. Look. Book me a flight,
3.67srent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that, boom, I am out of here.
3.87sI'm a dot. I'm gone. Okay? What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice?
3.7sWhy, you damn, frickin', no good mother-- cheese!
2.12sNo, not you. I'm just talkin' to my oven.
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