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2.84sOh, Lisa, is that too spicy for you?
2.1sI can see through time.
4.12sStop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things.
4.15sFor instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call this thing again?
4.27sA napkin. Outrageous!
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3.5sAll right. Why do you want to become a part of the Kwik-E-Mart family?
3.69sBecause I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun.
0.63sThank you.
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2.47sHmm. He's head and shoulders above everyone else.
3.1s- Wait. There's one more applicant. - Name?
0.57sjames Woods.
2.24sPrevious job experience?
5.15sOoh, uh, gee, True Believer, uh, Salvador, Onion Field, The Hard Way.
2.17sWait-Wait a minute! Those aren't convenience stores.
2.8sThat sounds like the resume of a Hollywood movie star.
0.57sUh, yeah, well-- Huh!
2.28sJames Woods!
2.4sWhy would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
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