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0.66sHey, you're james Woods!
2.41sOh, thank you. Yes, yes. Thank you.
1.57sWell, Mr. Woods,
4.24syour new song is gonna be number three with a bullet.
3.47s- I-i'm not a singer.
- Shut up!
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2.77sNO-O-o!
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2sApu! Oh!
2.6sThe searing kiss of hot lead.
4.34sHow I've missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.
3.12s- Uhh.
- Oy.
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2.22sWell, you are a very lucky man, Apu.
2.84sYou see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet...
3.44sthat was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
2.89sApu, you saved my life.
5.61sAnd as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart.
2.4sOh! Oh, Mr. Woods, you're--
4.09sBut as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
0.52sThat sounds like a good movie.
4.8sYes. Yes, a-a movie. Yes.