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3.14sWhere exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?
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1.93sOh, don't worry, Marge.
2.94sHer idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation...
2.27shumorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
5.44sI'm sure you'll be a smash at the ball, and I just know you'll have a lovely new outfit.
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1.7s- That's some fine chipping, Homer.
- Yeah.
2.17sCan you bank it into the handicapped stall?
1.57sSeat down.
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3.87sHmm. Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
3.84sHomer Simpson, sir. One of the fork-and-spoon operators from Sector 7g.
2.13sWell, he's certainly got a loose waggle.
3.47sPerhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
4.84sOh, his waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game.
3.67sExcept for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.