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1.93sI'm gonna regale everyone with my anecdote.
2.94sYou know, the one I tried to say on the radio?
2.07sWho's gonna bleep me this time?
1.7sI'm gonna pose as an Italian count...
3.14sand get some old lady to leave me all her money.
2.74sI'm gonna ask people if they know their servants' last names.
2.53sOr, in the case of butlers, their first.
2.27sNo, no, no! Not tonight!
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3.1sNo vulgarity, no mischief, no politics.
2.37sjust be good!
2.34sI'm sorry, Mom. I'll behave.
2.2sI won't say anything controversial.
2.24sI just won't say anything. Okay, honey?
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2.03sYou kids should thank your mother.
1.73sNow that she's a better person,
2.5swe can see how awful we really are.
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