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1.9sMiss! Miss?
3.24sDo you have a Chanel suit, or any other high-quality clothes?
5.27sNo, but we do have a shipment of slightly burnt Sears activewear coming in this afternoon.
1.9sOh, I give up.
2.13sWhat time, and how burnt?
4.07sCripes, man! Can't you ever get to the green in less than two shots?
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1.83sSmithers, what are you doing up here?
1.84sWhat are you doing with his ball?
1.83sAnd all those other balls?
2.37sUh, there are no other balls.
3.5sjust these, uh, reptile eggs! Oh, step away! They're endangered.
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2.2sThese aren't reptile eggs.
1.7sYou've been cheating!
3.1sNo matter where Mr. Burns hits the ball, you put a fresh one on the green!
2.4sCheating? For me?
2.97sGood lord, Smithers! That's patently unnecessary.
2.34sI'm one of the world's finest golfers.
3.8sIn all of the years you've caddied for me, I've never lost a--
2.07sOh.