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2.47sHo-ho-ho! Hoo-hoo! Ohh!
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2.07sHmm!
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2.84sYou know, Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf...
2.13sis to lower your score.
2.77sThat's one way. I'm P.G.A. Tour Pro Tom Kite.
2.67sHow about I give you a few pointers on your game?
0.47sNow, you don't want to overthink.
2.77sNot an issue.
1.94s- Keep your head down.
- Huh?
2.17sPretend there's no one else here.
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3.1sAnd just go at your own pace.
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1.7sWow! Very impressive.
1.9sYou're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
3.3sReally? Uh-huh. All you need is your own set of clubs.
2.5sAnd stay the hell out of my locker!
1.84sYou can keep the shoes.
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3.67sMarge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
4.07sHomer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
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