3.87sHmm. Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
3.84sHomer Simpson, sir. One of the fork-and-spoon operators from Sector 7g.
2.13sWell, he's certainly got a loose waggle.
3.47sPerhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
4.84sOh, his waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game.