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3.47sANNOUNCER: G.I. Jose!
2.07s
1.53sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
3.97sComing up, important traffic news that can't help you because you're someplace where a TV is.
1.63sBut first, get ready, Quahog,
4.74sbecause Barry Manilow will be performing this weekend at the Quahog Performing Arts Center.
1.47s(SCOFFS) Barry Manilow.
1.67sWhat a joke. So stupid.
1sAnd boring as hell.
1.07sYeah, no kidding.
1.83sYou couldn't pay me to go to that thing.
2.64sHey, you know what we should do? We should go just as a goof.
1.03sThat'd be hilarious.
1.73sYeah, just look at all the idiots.
2sAll the dumb ass Manilow fans.
1.73sYeah.
1.8sI mean, he's got, like, one good song.
1.7sYeah, I mean, Mandy is not terrible.
2.4sYeah, the opening's okay.
2.3sAnd I guess you can't hate Copacabana.
2.43sYeah, if you're in the right mood.