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4.17sWhat did you ever do to me? What did you ever do to James Woods?
2.9sWell, I locked you in a wooden crate and forgot to put an air hole in it.
1.13sForgot to put an air hole in it.
1.57sWell, you kind of had it coming.
2.07sLook, Mr. Woods, just give Peter back his wallet.
2.04sOh, no, Brian. I'm just getting started.
3.64sPeter, you humiliated me. You put me through hell.
1.37sAnd now you're gonna pay for it.
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2.57sSo get ready, fuckers.
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3.67s(SNIFFING) Oh! That kung pao chicken smells good. You smell that, Brian?
1.03sAll I can smell is your ass.
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1.97sLois, we found the guy who stole my wallet.
1.07sYou'll never guess who it was.
1.37sJames Woods?
2.13sWOODS: Hello, stranger.
2.7sI don't recall inviting you into my home.
2.3sPeter, he's been here for four hours.
2.74sI told him to leave, but he keeps saying he lives here.
4.2sI say, this is more uncomfortable than having James Brady at a cocktail party.
5.97sAll right, so I got my handgun and I'm just randomly firing it into a crowd of people, and then...