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3.07sLucky there's a family guy
3.17sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.63sAll the things that make us
2.07sLaugh and cry
4.61sHe's a family guy
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2.27sMAN ON TV: And now back to G.I. Jose.
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2.37sHey, guys, let's go swim in the old quarry.
1.83sALL: Yeah! Wait a minute, kids.
2.97sDon't go swimming in that quarry. It's dangerous!
2.37sALL: Wow! Thanks, G.I. Jose.
4.5sHey, you guys wanna buy some gum, or cotton candy, or a stuffed animal?
2.97sHow about an inflatable mallet, huh? This is fun.
1.83sYou can hit your friend on the head with it.
2.3sBut don't hit him on the head with it.
2.94sYeah, thanks. I don't really need any of that stuff.
2.47sYou got any dents you need hammered out?
3.47sANNOUNCER: G.I. Jose!
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1.53sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker.