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2.27sMAN ON TV: And now back to G.I. Jose.
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2.37sHey, guys, let's go swim in the old quarry.
1.83sALL: Yeah! Wait a minute, kids.
2.97sDon't go swimming in that quarry. It's dangerous!
2.37sALL: Wow! Thanks, G.I. Jose.
4.5sHey, you guys wanna buy some gum, or cotton candy, or a stuffed animal?
2.97sHow about an inflatable mallet, huh? This is fun.
1.83sYou can hit your friend on the head with it.
2.3sBut don't hit him on the head with it.
2.94sYeah, thanks. I don't really need any of that stuff.
2.47sYou got any dents you need hammered out?
3.47sANNOUNCER: G.I. Jose!
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1.53sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
3.97sComing up, important traffic news that can't help you because you're someplace where a TV is.
1.63sBut first, get ready, Quahog,
4.74sbecause Barry Manilow will be performing this weekend at the Quahog Performing Arts Center.
1.47s(SCOFFS) Barry Manilow.
1.67sWhat a joke. So stupid.