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2.84sA much better idea than when I did magic for the blind.
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1.07sIs this your card?
1.47sI don't know.
1.23sWas it a red card?
1.7sI don't know what red is.
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1.57sTa-da.
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1.6sYou know what's amazing, Lois?
3.6sA week from tomorrow, it'll be 20 years we've been married.
2.37sI married Peter Griffin, you lunatic!
2.87sHello. I was there, see?
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3.17s(SIGHS) Wow, same old pussy.
4.17sHi, everyone. Sorry I'm late. I brought a friend home for dinner.
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1.8sMom, Dad, this is Scooter.
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2.33sUh... Hello, Scooter.
1.23sHi, Scooter. Hey, everybody.
3.4sSure is swell of you to have me over. What's for eats, Mrs. G?
3.57sMeatloaf, Pete... I mean, Scooter. I hope you like it.
2.27sLeaping lizards, meatloaf is my favorite.