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1.5sHi.
3.24sGosh, Mr. Pukey, you sure are good at making fat women hot.
1.64sWow, thanks.
2.2sYou think you could help out my friend Meg here?
3.2sYeah, I think I could give her a hand.
1.37s(LAUGHING)
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3.94sNow close your eyes, Meg, and let Mr. Pukey help you out.
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2.23s(RETCHING) Whoa!
2.97sWhen did Reese Witherspoon get here?
1s(GASPS)
1.17s(SQUEALS)
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1.8sMr. Woods, how do I get a girl to like me?
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3.4sOh, Chris, I'm your father. Call me Dad.
4.97sOkay, Dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
2.5sWell, there's a number of ways, Chris.
4.27sFor example, Heather Graham and I had a mutual friend,
2.94sand he threw a punch social one day and we both happened to be there.
3.64sNext thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam-bang.