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2.8sIf I was a famous movie star, I wouldn't even want my family.
3.2sNo, no, Peter, I'm saying you can do to him what he did to you.
1.27sYou can ruin him.
2.9sI'll do it, I'll be James Woods.
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3.24sFrom this day forth, I am James Woods.
3.27sAnd I'll stick to that story, even if nobody believes it.
2.97sI'll tell you what nobody believes in, ghosts.
7.07sWhere did Robinson Crusoe go With Friday on Saturday night Damn. Play me off, Johnny.
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2.5sYou're probably wondering why he's in hell.
1.73sJohnny liked little boys.
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1.13sThe question is, Brian,
2.1show am I gonna make people think I'm James Woods?
3.34sThe same way he did, Peter. Identity theft works both ways.
2.84sThe first thing we're gonna do is get you a perfect fake ID.
1.9sI know a guy who does good work.
3sYou took a big risk coming here, man. James Woods could be back any minute.
1.27sI know. How fast can you do it?