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1.8sMr. Woods, how do I get a girl to like me?
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3.4sOh, Chris, I'm your father. Call me Dad.
4.97sOkay, Dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
2.5sWell, there's a number of ways, Chris.
4.27sFor example, Heather Graham and I had a mutual friend,
2.94sand he threw a punch social one day and we both happened to be there.
3.64sNext thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam-bang.
2.47sShe didn't even make me use a rubber. I went bareback, babe.
2.27sWow, she sounds like a class act.
1.93sOh, not at all, Chris. No, not at all.
2.07sThanks, Dad, I feel better.
1.83s(LAUGHING)
2.2s(HUMMING)
2.14sOff I go on my merry way