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2.63sand what do you think I see coming? A plane.
2.3sAnd I go, "Come on!"
2.1sYou know, it's real, real old-style comedy.
2.77sYou know, it's like two pies in the face,
1.67sand one in a field in Pennsylvania.
1.9sJames, I don't want to hear any more about this.
1.03sAnd the voice of the plane is David Spade.
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3.37sWhat? I would never work with David Spade!
2.93sThat dwarf! That skinny chicken shit!
1.93sOkay, I think we've heard enough of this.
5.04sNow let's go to Michael Richards for his apology regarding the incident at the Laugh Factory.
4.77sMichael, why don't you explain exactly what happened for the folks who don't know?
4.97sI... I lost my temper onstage.
10.44sI... I got heckled, and went into a rage and said some very nasty things to some Afro-Americans.
2.83s(AUDIENCE CHUCKLING) Stop laughing. It's not funny.
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2sWell, Brian, it's been a productive week.
5.07sI think I've successfully destroyed James Woods' reputation. Here it is.