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1.83sOh, oh, there he is.
3.6sYou know what, he slipped into my colon. Yeah, damn it, he's smothered.
2.17sBut let me just ask you this, Lois,
3.04sif my stomach had said, "Hell, yeah, I'm hungry!
1.43s"How about some pork chops?"
1.37sWould you have thought that was funny?
2.37sNot really.
2.34sWell, then, this has been an absolute misfire.
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2sOh, this is just awful.
4.2sJames Woods is destroying this family, and all just to get back at Peter.
2.94sI know, he's doing all the stuff Dad usually does.
2.44sRight now he's upstairs talking to Meg.
3.34sNow, Meg, you want to be thin like all the Hollywood starlets, right?
1.7sYeah, but I love to eat.
4.54sWell, I've got a way that you can eat all you want and look like a Hollywood starlet.
3.64sMeg, let me introduce you to Mr. Pukey.