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2.94s...up a brand new day
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1.5sSo, did you break up with Lauren?
1.47sNo, I didn't.
1.74sAs a matter of fact, she's coming over for dinner tonight.
1.53sSay what?
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3.34sWell, Lauren, it's a real pleasure having you here for dinner.
3.1sOf course, I'm sure this isn't as exciting as your usual cuisine.
2.97sYou know, all that caviar with the little silver spoons.
2.74sActually, Mrs. Griffin, caviar spoons are carved from bone.
3.7sThey don't use metal because it reacts chemically with the fish eggs and changes their taste.
2.07sOh! Well, that's fascinating.
1.93sYou could have just complimented the free food,
1.9sbut one-upping me is another way to go.
1.4s- So, you know, guys...
- Bitch.
7.37s...Lauren just finished a fascinating doctoral thesis on suborbital propulsion mechanisms that NASA is using for the next generation of space shuttles.
3.37s(BOTH GASPING) - Ah!
Ah!
4.07sSo, Lauren, whenever I'm watching your show, you give me a boner.