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1.43sYou want to scratch my pet rabbit, Steven,
2.1son his nose with your index finger?
4.7sI like rabbits 'cause you can pull their ears back and make them look like Asian people.
4.37s(IMITATING ASIAN FILM MUSIC) Give me "callot!" Give me a "rettuce!"
3.1sCan I have another bourbon, please?
3.34sHey, Blondie. You wanna get together with my dogwood?
1.9sWhat? Dogwood? You know,
2.74slike Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?
2.47sYou mean Dagwood? Dagwood, that's what it is.
1.13sHey, how about this one?
2.37sYou want to take a wizard on my id?
2sYou remind me of my step-dad.
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4.8s(GROANING) Oh! Oh, Man! What the hell did I do last night?
1.24sGood morning.
2.07sOh, my God! You're Lauren Conrad!
1.17sYeah.
2.13sFrom The Hills! Yeah. You seem surprised.
3.67sNo. No. It's just, I... I mean, I probably had a lot to drink last night.