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1.87sIt'll make me feel better. You are not even...
2.54sYou're going in there to look... That's even gayer.
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0.9sBRIAN: Oh, come on!
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3.8sAnd the worst thing is that he's not even a douche.
2.47sHe's a nice guy. I like him.
3.67sOh, honey, that sounds awful. I know what will cheer you up.
1.43sYou want to scratch my pet rabbit, Steven,
2.1son his nose with your index finger?
4.7sI like rabbits 'cause you can pull their ears back and make them look like Asian people.
4.37s(IMITATING ASIAN FILM MUSIC) Give me "callot!" Give me a "rettuce!"
3.1sCan I have another bourbon, please?
3.34sHey, Blondie. You wanna get together with my dogwood?
1.9sWhat? Dogwood? You know,
2.74slike Dogwood and Blondie, like in the funnies?
2.47sYou mean Dagwood? Dagwood, that's what it is.
1.13sHey, how about this one?
2.37sYou want to take a wizard on my id?
2sYou remind me of my step-dad.
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