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2.1sI heard that Lindsay Lohan wasn't driving that night.
1.87sShe was taking the rap for a friend.
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2.2sRoad hog!
2.77sOh, no! I already have two strikes!
1.47sI'll take the wheel, Mister Magoo.
1.9sI'm too old to go to prison! They'll rape me,
1.47sand I'll never see them coming. No, I won't.
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3.03sWell, Lauren and I had a great time today at the art museum.
2.64sThere was a special exhibition of rare Monet paintings...
1.53s- Manet, honey.
- What?
2.24sIt was actually the Manet exhibit. Not Monet.
2.33sBut no big deal. People make that mistake all the time.
1.23sOh! Right.
1.4sYou know, I don't mean to be rude,
1.87sbut do you have a more comfortable chair?
1.9sThis one's really hurting my back.
3.97sOh, my God! Quagmire, you come out from under there!
1.53sI'm sorry, everybody.
5.24sI just wanted to meet her so bad. I can't do anything right.
1.53sI'll go have a talk with him.
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1.73sHey, buddy, where are all your pals?
1.4sPlaying baseball.
1.67sWell, why aren't you playing with them?
1.53s'Cause I don't have a glove.