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2.17sYeah, sure. That'd be fine. Thank you.
4.37sSo, Lauren, do you and Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan all hang out and go drunk-driving together?
2.1sI heard that Lindsay Lohan wasn't driving that night.
1.87sShe was taking the rap for a friend.
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2.2sRoad hog!
2.77sOh, no! I already have two strikes!
1.47sI'll take the wheel, Mister Magoo.
1.9sI'm too old to go to prison! They'll rape me,
1.47sand I'll never see them coming. No, I won't.
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3.03sWell, Lauren and I had a great time today at the art museum.
2.64sThere was a special exhibition of rare Monet paintings...
1.53s- Manet, honey. - What?
2.24sIt was actually the Manet exhibit. Not Monet.
2.33sBut no big deal. People make that mistake all the time.
1.23sOh! Right.
1.4sYou know, I don't mean to be rude,
1.87sbut do you have a more comfortable chair?
1.9sThis one's really hurting my back.
3.97sOh, my God! Quagmire, you come out from under there!
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