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2.84swell-educated girl like Lauren...
2.97s(LAUGHING) She's such an idiot, Brian!
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1.83sShe's such an idiot!
1.23sYeah. You know something, Brian?
1.9sI bet you make the late-night monologues.
1.3sI mean, it's a little weird, isn't it?
1.94sThis new Lauren Conrad relationship?
1.57sWhen asked about their sex life,
2.57sBrian was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah, we just do it me style."
4.47s(PEOPLE LAUGHING) Have you seen the news about Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin?
3.8sYou know, a lot of these young Hollywood girls carry their little dogs around in their purse.
2.2sBut Lauren carries one in her vagina.
5.27s(PEOPLE LAUGHING) Yeah, so Lauren Conrad and Brian Griffin are now a couple.
1.9sApparently, she gave that dog a bone and he gave it right back!
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1.33sLook, I was drunk out of my mind.
2.4sI didn't know what I was doing. It was a one-night thing.
5.14sI have no interest in dating one of those shallow idiot celebrities who's only famous for being famous.
1.7sI'm going over to let her down easy.
2.13sHey, tell her I like her work in Jake and the Fatman.
2.3sNo, wait. That was William Conrad.