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2.8sThis doesn't make any sense. If you're so smart, why do you hide it?
2.84sCome on, Brian. You know America doesn't like smart people.
2.1sThey elected Bush twice. Yeah, once, but...
3.04sSo this whole persona is just a publicity stunt?
2.2sPublicity's what keeps this franchise running, Brian.
4.74sWe're even using state-of-the-art computer animation to create a fake sex tape with me and Bill Cosby.
4.34sNow you will get ready for the zim-zam and the babbity-bibbity.
4.37sAnd you will take off your clothes like voo and voom!
4.67sAnd get ready for the most splendiferous pudding pop you have ever seen!
2.66s
2.8sAll right, Jillian, since I'm giving you away on your wedding day,
2.03sI want to make sure it all goes off without a hitch.
1.7sNow, what are your thoughts on a wedding singer?
3.17sI thought that maybe I would just DJ the wedding myself.
2.2sI already made a playlist on this.
1.3sA box of Junior Mints?
1.23sThis isn't an iPod?
1.9sYour Junior Mints play MP3s?
2.4sMy iPod is chocolate?
2.13sWell, be that as it may, or not be that,