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5.76sWe just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you lowlife commoner.
3.59sYou wanna see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be 18.
3.65sHomer, a man who called himself "you know who"...
3.65sjust invited you to a secret "wink, wink" at the "you know what."
2.35sYou certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
4.27sOh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers,
3.04sstein hoists, A.A. meetings, beer night--
1.8sIt's wonderful, Marge.
3.27sI've never felt so accepted in all my life.
2.33sThese people looked deep within my soul...
3.14sand assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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1.87sWho controls the British Crown
1.75sWho keeps the metric system down
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