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3.14sWhoa. Whoa. Sweet.
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1.72sjealous?
2.38sWell, no. We've got the same chair.
0.55sYou're jealous.
2.54sYour membership pack.
1.9sWhat's this?
2.22sYou put that sticker on your car so you won't get any tickets.
2.17sAnd this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet...
2.9swhile they're working on you. And don't bother calling 911 anymore.
1.65sHere's the real number.
1.9sOh.
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3.65sI still don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.
2.94sThat's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks.
3.74sHere's what really happened at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
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2.85sAnd a nation is born.
3.79sNow let us party like 'twere 1799.