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2.78sSo long, suckers.
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1.87sSame old space, huh, Dad?
2.57sYep, but they gave me these roller blades...
2.42sso I can glide to the front door.
2.47sWhoop. Oh.
3.14sWhoa. Whoa. Sweet.
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1.72sjealous?
2.38sWell, no. We've got the same chair.
0.55sYou're jealous.
2.54sYour membership pack.
1.9sWhat's this?
2.22sYou put that sticker on your car so you won't get any tickets.
2.17sAnd this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet...
2.9swhile they're working on you. And don't bother calling 911 anymore.
1.65sHere's the real number.
1.9sOh.
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