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2.1sis a lot like The Unblinking Eye?
2.43sAnd it's exactly like "The Wreck of the Hesperus."
1.75sAnd now, the final ordeal--
1.94s"The Paddling of the Swollen Ass--
2.83sOw! Ow! Ow! Aah! Ow! Oh! Oh!
2.24sAnd by the sacred parchment,
3.55sI swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters,
5.16smay my stomach become bloated, and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
2.12sI think he should have to take a different oath.
1.77sEveryone takes the same oath.
2.57sWelcome to the club, Number 908.
2.77sYou have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters,
2.94swho, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance...
2.94sthat obscure the light of knowledge and truth.
2.99sNow let's all get drunk and play ping-pong.
3.49s'Cause he's already kind of heavy, you know, and--