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0.47sHuh?
0.87sWhat?
0.52sWhat?
0.58sHuh?
2.19sYou're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?
2.49sOh, sure. Let's see. Mmm--
3.1sI'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist--
3.87sI'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.
3.4sAh, here it is. The Stonecutters.
1.72sOoh! This is it-- my ticket in.
2.94sThey have to let me join if I'm a son of a member.
2.43sI'll take this Communist one too.
1.83sComin' through!
1.87sCan't throw me out. My father's a member.
2.2sI'm in. I'm in. Okay, okay, Homer, you're in.
2.37sjust don't point that thing at me.
3.3sAw, thanks, Lenny. When am I gonna be initiated?
2.64s- As soon as Number One gets here.
- Number One?
3.44sWhat kind of stupid wiener name is that?
3.6s"Hello. My name is Number One."
3.37sAnd so forth.
1.85sWe call each other by number, not by name.
2.94sCarl is Number 14. I'm Number 12. Burnsie is Number 29.
1.6sYou outrank Mr. Burns here?
4.2sSure. Watch. Hey, 29, get over here.