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2.9sI'm a Stonecutter. Dad, remember those self-hypnosis classes...
2.4swe took to help us ignore Grampa?
3.25sDo I ever. It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken.
2.17sI'm a chicken, Marge. I know, I know.
0.65sMaybe we should be listening to him now.
2.89sI'm a member.
0.47sHuh?
0.87sWhat?
0.52sWhat?
0.58sHuh?
2.19sYou're a member of the Stonecutters, Grampa?
2.49sOh, sure. Let's see. Mmm--
3.1sI'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist--
3.87sI'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.
3.4sAh, here it is. The Stonecutters.
1.72sOoh! This is it-- my ticket in.
2.94sThey have to let me join if I'm a son of a member.
2.43sI'll take this Communist one too.
1.83sComin' through!
1.87sCan't throw me out. My father's a member.
2.2sI'm in. I'm in. Okay, okay, Homer, you're in.
2.37sjust don't point that thing at me.
3.3sAw, thanks, Lenny. When am I gonna be initiated?
2.64s- As soon as Number One gets here. - Number One?
3.44sWhat kind of stupid wiener name is that?
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