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1.65sHere's the real number.
1.9sOh.
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3.65sI still don't believe all the founding fathers were Stonecutters.
2.94sThat's because you trust your stupid schoolbooks.
3.74sHere's what really happened at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
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2.85sAnd a nation is born.
3.79sNow let us party like 'twere 1799.
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3.32sQuaff! Quaff! Quaff!
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2.95sPlease, sir, You're destroying my establishment.
5.76sWe just created the greatest democracy on Earth, you lowlife commoner.
3.59sYou wanna see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be 18.
3.65sHomer, a man who called himself "you know who"...
3.65sjust invited you to a secret "wink, wink" at the "you know what."
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