3.3sour glorious society's 1,500th anniversary,
2.44sand in honor of this momentous occasion,
1.93swe're having ribs.
2.37s
2.97sOh. Oh. Uh-oh. I need a bib.
3.64sIf I slop any on my shirt, I could lose the respect of my beloved brethren.
1.92sSo let us rejoice and enjoy our meal...
4.27sin the shadow of the hallowed, sacred parchment.