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1.97sForget it, Homer.
2.1sWhile it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol,
1.94sit has not yet been proven conclusively...
3.07sthat they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
2.24sSo one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
3.3sYou got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that.
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2.07sYou'd better run, egg.
2.18sWhy don't people like me, Marge?
3.04sEveryone likes you. You're a wonderful person.
3.24sWhy don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
1.75sI'm sure it's nothing personal, Homer.
3.3sIt is. It's been happening to me all my life.
2.64s
3.5sHey, Billy, hey, joey-- Come on in. There's plenty of room.
2.34sSorry. Not you, Homer.
1.62sWhy not?
1.69s
2.6sBut you let in Homer Glumpet.
4.65sIt says "No Homers." We're allowed to have one.
3.99sI felt so left out.