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2.27sI think I have to do it again.
1.93sMy blindfold came off.
3.34sThis ritual is called "Crossing the Desert."
2.92sOw! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
2.77sAnd this we call "The Unblinking Eye."
3.5sOw! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
2.22sHey, have you ever noticed that the Crossing the Desert...
2.1sis a lot like The Unblinking Eye?
2.43sAnd it's exactly like "The Wreck of the Hesperus."
1.75sAnd now, the final ordeal--
1.94s"The Paddling of the Swollen Ass--
2.35sWith Paddles."
2.83sOw! Ow! Ow! Aah! Ow! Oh! Oh!
2.24sAnd by the sacred parchment,
3.55sI swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters,
5.16smay my stomach become bloated, and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
2.12sI think he should have to take a different oath.
1.77sEveryone takes the same oath.
2.57sWelcome to the club, Number 908.
2.77sYou have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters,