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4.82sI saw weird stuff in that place last night.
3.15sWeird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
1.93sAnd I want in.
2.35sWe don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer.
2.79sAnd you can't join the Stonecutters because it's too exclusive.
1.94sOh, well.
2.34sThat was a real nice secret organization we had once.
2.1sStonecutters, eh? How do I join?
3.47sThere are only two ways to gain membership: be the son of a Stonecutter--
0.47sNext?
1.99sOr save the life of a Stonecutter.
3.47sHey! I saved your life.
2.94sThat egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.
1.97sForget it, Homer.
2.1sWhile it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol,
1.94sit has not yet been proven conclusively...
3.07sthat they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
2.24sSo one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
3.3sYou got it all wrong, Homer. It's not like that.
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2.07sYou'd better run, egg.